Well, let me tell ya, I got some bricks for sale, real cheap! You hear that? Cheap! Don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money at them fancy stores, come on down and see what I got. These ain’t no second-hand bricks neither, they’re good, solid bricks, ready to build ya somethin’ nice.
I got all kinds, ya know? Red ones, brown ones, even some of them fancy lookin’ ones with the little bumps and grooves. What are ya buildin’ anyway? A house? A wall? Maybe a little barbecue pit for the summer? Whatever it is, I got the bricks for ya.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I know a good brick when I see one. You gotta look at ‘em close, make sure they ain’t all cracked and chipped. They gotta be straight, too, not all wonky and crooked. If they ain’t, your wall’s gonna look like a drunken sailor on a Saturday night, and nobody wants that, right?
- Good bricks gotta be even all around.
- No cracks or chips, that’s important.
- They should all be about the same size, makes buildin’ easier, ya know?
Some folks, they get all fancy and talk about “moisture absorption” and all that highfalutin stuff. Me? I just say, “Don’t let ‘em sit in the rain for too long!” Common sense, that’s what it is. You want your house to stay dry, you gotta keep your bricks dry, simple as that.
I ain’t got no fancy delivery trucks or nothin’, but if you’re local, I can probably get them to ya somehow. Maybe my nephew can haul ’em in his pickup. He’s a good boy, always willin’ to lend a hand. But you gotta come and see ‘em first, pick out the ones you want. No sense in deliverin’ bricks you ain’t even seen, right? Makes no sense.
And the price? Like I said, cheap! I ain’t tryin’ to get rich off ya, just tryin’ to get rid of some bricks. I got too many, plain and simple. My husband, bless his soul, he was a builder, you see. Always collectin’ stuff, always thinkin’ he’d need it someday. Well, he’s gone now, and I’m left with a whole lotta bricks. So, come on down, make me an offer. I’m a reasonable woman.
Don’t wait too long now, these bricks ain’t gonna sell themselves! And you ain’t gonna find a better deal anywhere else, I guarantee ya that. I’m tellin’ ya, these bricks are a steal. You can build somethin’ real nice with ‘em, somethin’ that’ll last for years to come.
You wanna build a strong house, you gotta start with strong bricks. And that’s what I got. Strong bricks, cheap prices, can’t beat that. So, come on over, have a look, and let’s make a deal. You won’t be disappointed. I got bricks comin’ out of my ears, practically! Need to clear some space, ya know. These bricks are just takin’ up space and gatherin’ dust.
I’m here all day, most days. Just look for the house with all the bricks in the yard, can’t miss it. I even got a few extra bits and pieces, leftover from my husband’s buildin’ days, maybe you can use ‘em too. No charge for those, just takin’ up space, like I said. Just glad to see someone puttin’ them to good use.
So, whether you’re a big-time builder or just a regular fella lookin’ to fix up the place, I got the bricks for you. Don’t be shy, come on down and say hello. We can chat, you can look at the bricks, and maybe you’ll find just what you need. Remember: cheap bricks for sale, right here! Don’t miss out on this deal!
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